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24/02	The Supreme Leader, Moonrock, dropped an atomic bomb that devastated all of Metrolands. They were reportedly 'disappointed in the lack of potassium-based fruits during the event'.
21/02	Train from Sunset Redwood headed to Verlies Dungeon derailed, damaging the tracks after Ace constructed a sign saying 'Do A Barrel Roll'.
21/02	infinite phantasm of Haunted Swamp opened up a religious shrine at Iron Vampire to worship our lord and saviour the Supreme Leader of Metrolands, offering free cards to all attendees.
20/02	...And with a snap of the fingers, the Supreme Leader of Metrolands has deleted the Beachy Lakeside-City Metropolis path.
20/02	Newly built City Metropolis-Volcanic Escarpment path is ready to be run by steam trains powered by wheeze-fueled kettles.
20/02	кот from Beachy Lakeside was taken to quickly review the new train ride to Haunted Swamp. They left a warning for others mentioning it has a jumpscare at 1:47.
20/02	City Metropolis-Volcanic Escarpment link delayed by 8 hours as lead worker Mr-Fluf was caught using funds to bribe wo into voting for Random Gamemode.
19/02	Worker Kiss-shot was given a blueprint from PopCraftPC, planning to build the City Metropolis-Volcanic Escarpment path within the next 5 hours and 30 minutes. We got to take a peek at the blueprint, but it was just a crude drawing of a wooden bridge.
19/02	Beachy Lakeside-Haunted Swamp path has clinched its funding and will be built in 8 hours and 30 minutes... However, worker Luiszero has revealed that only 20% of funds were needed, and stole the rest to buy Peg Legs.
19/02	Newly completed track from Haunted Swamp to Imperial Tera is being powered by trains fueled with Australium. The Supreme Leader of Metrolands refuses to say where they got the Australium from.
19/02	Imperial Tera is going to get ð“¯ð“»ð“®ð“ªð“´ð”‚ in 4 hours and 15 minutes from 42's contagious ð“¯ð“»ð“®ð“ªð“´ð”‚ business at Haunted Swamp.
19/02	Infomaniac from Haunted Swamp is routing a speedrun to complete Imperial Tera as soon as construction is finished, like a madman. It will be ready for use in roughly 4 hours and 15 minutes.
18/02	Legally Distinct Rural Cop from Beachy Lakeside calls for building up a path to Haunted Swamp for 52,000 credits as they spotted Fight Night in the distance.
18/02	Sans Undertale arrived at Break Walloor of Imperial Tera, who's mistakenly giving out free cards instead of Flowey's Petals.
17/02	A track between City Metropolis and Volcanic Escarpment is being proposed at a cost of 94,000 credits from Lutendent after receiving advice from The Thinker.
16/02	weedino spaghetto leaked a document on the forums before getting banned. It showcased an exploit to immediately finish a path mid-construction, which was sucessfully done at the Verlies Dungeon-Beachy Lakeside link.
16/02	Tumby switched their gamemode to creative mode and started building a path between Verlies Dungeon and Beachy Lakeside. It will take roughly 7 hours. Many users expect this path to look well designed.
16/02	We've identified a bug that caused trains to have team collision enabled, causing two to crash head-to-head with each other on a single track between City Metropolis and Imperial Tera. The track has been disabled until further notice.
15/02	Mikusch is upset that Imperial Tera is having a peaceful time; calls for building a path from Haunted Swamp to ruin everything at a cost of 140,000 credits.
15/02	⫷★ΨỌしθʍⓐ∩★⫸ is fundraising to lay tracks from Verlies Dungeon to Beachy Lakeside for 100,000 credits without the Supreme Leader's consent.
13/02	A bunch of presents will be delivered in Volcanic Escarpment, more specifically by Nothing, ignoring raised concerns that Zati may've stuffed a pipebomb in one of them.
13/02	Meanwhile in Imperial Tera, 88Ball directed Dunwall to stop GiovaJag's goon Cinderella from disrupting Men)IN(Black's plan to assassinate EthanTheRedHead's partner Buurazu for calling them fat while using the newly-opened path to Volcanic Escarpment.
13/02	Train from City Metropolis heading to Verlies Dungeon had too many entities and clients, edict-crashing the entire path.
13/02	the overmind hijacked Metrolands' developer console and set sv_cheats to 1. An endless supply of cards seemingly appeared for anyone to take at Gorge Herald, in Beachy Lakeside.
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12/02	True believer 'Jeff' seeks to spread their religion by encouraging others to donate up to 52,000 credits for a Imperial Tera-Volcanic Escarpment track for the Supreme Leader's blessing.
12/02	The Supreme Leader of Metrolands has opened up a station at City Metropolis for traveling to Haunted Swamp without checking if the tracks are actually finished.
12/02	A mysterious grey fox was sighted near Stalactite Street, in Overgrown Aztec. It keeps giving cards found in random places to anyone passing by.
11/02	Construction of the path from City Metropolis to Haunted Swamp will take an additional 11 hours, as workers were struggling to find a gel to mix and use on tracks.
11/02	Installation of a vent to connect City Metropolis and Haunted Swamp has started, it's expected to be completed in 12 hours and can only be accessed by imposters.
11/02	A SLAG Soccer Stadium has opened at Haunted Swamp, prompting Pandrodor from City Metropolis into fundraising 26,000 credits.
11/02	BagelBites inputs 'host_timescale 1000', then watches the construction of the Sunset Redwood-Verlies Dungeon path finish immediately.
11/02	Construction of a path between Sunset Redwood and Verlies Dungeon has started, and is expected to be finished in 4 hours. Fepm16 is reportedly excited about receiving a fresh supply of Earplugs from it.
09/02	A chest full of cards has showed up at Big City, in City Metropolis. Some of the cards were damaged because Donald Trump's cat was chewing them up.
09/02	Overgrown Aztec-Volcanic Escarpment path has been completed... by just laying out a bunch of dash pads for people to run over quickly.
08/02	Estimated completion time of the path from Overgrown Aztec to Volcanic Escarpment was delayed by another 9 hours as worker Patrizl001 demands a break to play their favourite gamemode of all time, SCP: Secret Fortress.
08/02	The path from Beachy Lakeside to City Metropolis was finished early as worker Eobard explains it was shrimple to just Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V the tracks.
08/02	The path between Verlies Dungeon and Beachy Lakeside was damaged due to an incident with the Tree-Based Pistol. GAIDA BG reportedly said this was done as part of revenge for an old infraction.
08/02	Dencube was hired to code some sort of path between Beachy Lakeside and City Metropolis within 6 hours and 30 minutes using the power of VScript.
08/02	Rust was appointed to be in charge of constructing a track from Overgrown Aztec to Volcanic Escarpment within 8 hours, and will do everything to prevent Cosmo from using it.
07/02	A railway track to Volcanic Escarpment is being considered to be built at a cost of 51,000 credits as it became a tourism hotspot after eno at Overgrown Aztec claims that it offers free hats.
07/02	A path to Verlies Dungeon has been proposed for construction at a cost of 65,000 credits, as citizens from Sunset Redwood are desperate to find ways to escape from Redninjapuffle, who is breaking everything by wearing blue pants.
07/02	Construction of Verlies Dungeon-Overgrown Aztec link was finished, so Juice can continue the hunt to find out who ate all the donuts.
06/02	Achjad in talks with the administrator of Beachy Lakeside, Kamuixmod, to build a track to City Metropolis at a cost of 41,000 credits. The administrator agrees with a tone of voice that resembles blue comic sans.
06/02	Construction of the path between Verlies Dungeon and Overgrown Aztec has been delayed by another 7 hours due to workers led by Second\|sback\| going on strike from potassium deficiency.
06/02	A supposedly-trusted Frumi was chosen to lead construction of a path from Verlies Dungeon to Overgrown Aztec, which should be done within 3 hours and 45 minutes.
06/02	Snipah 'accidentally' tripped over and caused a catastrophic 8.3 magnitude earthquake between Sunset Redwood and Verlies Dungeon, making the path unusable due to great damage.
06/02	The connection between City Metropolis and Imperial Tera has been completely flooded so trains can be used to sail through it without the need for tracks.
05/02	Drandor â–ˆâ–ˆ City Metropolis â–ˆâ–ˆ â–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆ â–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆ â–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆ Valkorion mafia â–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆ $400,000 â–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆ â–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆ kidnapped â–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆ â–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆ Vegatwo â–ˆâ–ˆ â–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆ â–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆ â–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆ â–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆ â–ˆ Imperial Tera, â–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆ â–ˆâ–ˆ â–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆ â–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆ 6 hours and 30 minutes.
05/02	ppoookkiiee quickly dumped a batch of cards at Snow Sanctuary of Alpine Nadir out of fear that the Big Mandrill might be going after them.
04/02	Secret calls for opening up a path from City Metropolis to Imperial Tera at a cost of 82,000 credits to continue searching around Metrolands trying to find a place to play MicroTF2.
02/02	pokie is delighted to see the opening of the path from Verlies Dungeon to City Metropolis, not knowing the infrastructure is likely to last a grand total of 2 hours.
02/02	Traitor DarkLight forced to work for 7 hours and 30 minutes constructing a track connecting Verlies Dungeon and City Metropolis for criticizing the Supreme Leader of Metrolands about not adding a Shop Item Rate Multiplier Coin.
02/02	Comit was spotted being upset with Verlies Dungeon not having The Flowey Map, continues looking for it by proposing a path to Overgrown Aztec costing 140,000 credits.
01/02	'poggers,' 'what the sigma,' 'sussy baka.' We don't understand what Trobby and GoatMilk are talking about, but they both seem to agree on building a track from Verlies Dungeon to City Metropolis at a cost of 110,000 credits.
01/02	A rally is being held in Verlies Dungeon, with Alex Turtle and Batfoxkid campaigning to get the Best Worst Member of the Year award, supplying new cards for supporters at Knight's Pool.
31/01	The path between Alpine Nadir and Overgrown Aztec was finished earlier than expected! Workers are surprised about how fast they can get things done without following OSHA regulations.
31/01	J.U.M.P.E.R. pledges to work their best to construct a railway track from Alpine Nadir to Overgrown Aztec within 5 hours and 45 minutes after being hypnotized by the Supreme Leader of Metrolands.
30/01	Construction of the path from Verlies Dungeon to Beachy Lakeside has finished, but be careful, as worker tokyo_tokyo built trains with wheels replaced by fidget spinners.
30/01	A path from Alpine Nadir to Overgrown Aztec with a budget of 120,000 credits has been presented after Marquise Spinneret Mindfang's suggestion about using a human slingshot to travel between them was ignored.
29/01	Funding for the track from Verlies Dungeon to Beachy Lakeside has been reached. It will be finished within 11 hours, as Polybius yells to the workers: 'BUILD, FOR OUR SUPREME LEADER!!!'.
29/01	The Supreme Leader of Metrolands demands 58,000 credits to open up a path between Verlies Dungeon and Beachy Lakeside, so both areas can go to war with each other.
29/01	A shipment that came from space crash-landed straight onto Viaduct, in Egyptian Oasis. It seems to be full of cards that anyone is free to take and does not look suspicious at all.
28/01	A path has opened up so people in Egyptian Oasis can continue searching for a lost gamemode stolen by the Pirate Spy, who was last seen in Beachy Lakeside.
28/01	Construction has started for the track from Egyptian Oasis to Beachy Lakeside, estimated to take 7 hours and 45 minutes. Orchid's house seems to be in the way. Sucks for them.
28/01	Funding for a path to Beachy Lakeside worth 42,000 credits has begun, as demanded by the Princess of Egyptian Oasis, literail.
27/01	Sunset Redwood-Alpine Nadir track is now up and running, but engineers underestimated the amount of funds required, saving money by redirecting though a large frozen lake for trains to ski on.
27/01	The Metrolands Funding Program is now offering exciting incentives to drive land expansion. For every 500 credits contributed to construction projects, a Booster Card is given out.
27/01	Screaming was heard at a warehouse in Sunset Redwood. Worker Nic5 Cyprus is seemingly being forced to use Valve Hammer Editor for the next 4 hours and 15 minutes to build a track to Alpine Nadir.
27/01	New cards have appeared at Knapford, in Sunset Redwood. Everyone may claim one for free.
26/01	Artificer at Sunset Redwood calls for building a track at a cost of 80,000 credits to manifest destiny Alpine Nadir and take all oil and fast food restaurants.
26/01	Sunset Redwood-Verlies Dungeon line has finished being constructed. Local worker JuneOrJuly prefers not to speak whether there are any booby traps on the tracks.
25/01	A track from Sunset Redwood to Verlies Dungeon is expected to be completed within 8 hours and 45 minutes. Planned to be constructed by the naughty duo notalex and Bionicle as a punishment for being caught badge farming.
25/01	Alkalyzer reluctantly agrees to look into creating a Sunset Redwood-Verlies Dungeon link worth 32,000 credits after threats of being dumped with dozens of Glass Styler Coins by ChrisAKAPiefish.
25/01	The path from Sunset Redwood to Egyptian Oasis has finished construction, opening up a new section for everyone to use at a fee of 200 credits.
25/01	Funding for the Sunset Redwood-Egyptian Oasis path has been secured, and is expected to be done in 7 hours and 30 minutes.
25/01	A new path from Sunset Redwood to Egyptian Oasis has been proposed. 10,000 credits are required to fund its construction.
24/01	Welcome to The Tube Scoop! We're here to bring you the latest news and updates about Metrolands as its people seek to expand and connect all ten areas for our great Supreme Leader!

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