"Easter is coming up!" is what we overheard a couple of days ago, while spending some of the last Battle Points we taxed off of you from the last event on the local bar, and as the great parental figure we are, it reminded us not to neglect you for another half a year.
So we went on a panic-shopping spree, scavenging the market for eggs to give out to each and every single one of you, and while the haul wasn't perfect (because first: have you seen those prices? And second: even if they weren't too expensive, we're low on cash. Not telling why, we don't want to repeat ourselves here), we did our best, but even then we knew it wasn't enough.

With a defeated look on our faces, we headed home, but midway through, what felt like a miracle was about to unfold. The Easter Bunny itself! Just casually walking around the corner. It noticed the comically large amount of eggs we were carrying and wanted to strike an offer.
All of the eggs plus the last of our cash, and in return, it'd give us double the eggs in time for Easter. Sounded like a good deal to us. It just threw everything on the back of the pickup truck right beside us, got in and floored it.
We haven't heard from it since then, maybe the fact that it had a very human face, that reeked of scrumpy, was a red flag we should've caught on.